[24 Oct 2007|06:32pm] [ mood | cold ] AN AQUARIAN MAN Aquarian will never forget his first love. (Not the first date, but the first girl who ever gave him a rainbow. There's a difference.) Uranians frequently marry childhood sweethearts years later, or cling to a faded illusion. An Aquarian can usually describe his first love in detail, which can be annoying to a wife. The solution is to be that FIRST LOVE! Despite his general romantic clumsiness, he can come up with sudden phrases which could only have invented by the angels. He can forget your wedding anniversary, but he'll bring you violets in January. Christmas? Who says it has to be on Dec 25th? It can be anytime you want it to be. He may go for days or weeks or months without a single word of romance or affection. Then some morning while you're slicing his blueberry pie, he'll look deep into your eyes and ask gently, "Do you know how beautiful you are?" There will be something about the way he says it that will make your knees weak. A VIRGO WOMAN DID YOU EVER KEEP A VIRGO WOMAN WAITING FOR A DATE?  When she's upset or cranky, she wont rage and storm and break bottles over your head, but she can be shrewish and fussy when you've annoyed her. You might as well expect a frank scolding. An occasional Virgo woman can come pretty close to behaving like a Virago, but most of them don't carry it that far. Take her flowers. ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG AND DON'T ARGUE. It wont do you a bit of good, you cant win a Virgo. The earth is her element, so she appreciates the creation of nature, and the posies will soften her irritation. As for the apologies, keep them brief and accurate. The Virginian is nobody's fool. Her clarity of vision will spot an elaborate lie by the smoothest talker. She may be pure-minded, but certainly not naive. 2 comments|post comment

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